Yesterday the pig was partying more than ever and when he woke up he was really surprised looking in the mirror. Apparently he got a nose job done some time during the night. We know he's been hanging out with celebrities a lot lately and we think it could have affected him to do this. We still love him but he's been acting really weird lately. We gotta make sure he doesn't turn into a diva. We make him play black metal the rest of the day to make sure he knows his purpose in life.